Team Leadership
Nicholas "Roughcut" Frandsen

Captain
Bio: Attorney, farm boy, wanderer.
Position: C, 3B
Hometown: Bovina, NY
John "Chico" Finn

Senior Advisor
Bio: Business owner, musician, Mets fanatic.
Position: 2B
Hometown: Bovina, NY
Gary "Burns-eye, Sr." Burns

Senior Advisor
Bio: Master jack, farmer, sportsman, Packers owner.
Position: P, 1B
Hometown: Bovina, NY

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end, it turns out it was the other way around the whole time."
-Jim Bouton
Pictured: the Delaware Academy Bulldogs, circa 1903. 100 years later, nearly every Dairyman would attend and play for this same high school. Photo courtesy of the Delaware County Historical Association.
ROSTER
Alex "AT" Taylor

Bio: Student, artist, best hair on the team.
Position: CF, P
Hometown: Delhi, NY
Luke "Burns-eye" Burns

Bio: Pilot, soldier, biker, coach.
Position: SS, P
Hometown: Bovina, NY
Ben "el Gamero" Denison

Bio: Construction, good times, expensive sunglasses.
Position: LF
Hometown: Bovina, NY
Brenden "Rulebook" Cairns

Bio: LEO, sheepish grins, toughest guy on the field.
Position: C
Hometown: Delhi, NY
Alan "Rock-N-Roll" Scarpa

Bio: ¡Lleno de sorpresas, él propio Sr. Rock N Roll!
Position: P2B, 3B
Hometown: Ocean Township, NJ
Dylan "Hobbes" Tucker

Bio: Tinkerer, technician, backcountry hunter.
Position: P, SS
Hometown: Andes, NY
Troy "Honey" Tucker

Bio: Halloween costume aficionado, beekeeper, cider maker.
Position: CF, P
Hometown: Andes, NY
"Iron" Mike Brown

Bio: Coach, teacher, hiker, goofball.
Position: Util
Hometown: Stamford, NY
Tyler "Cock-a-doodle" Dugan

Bio: Consultant, valedictorian, experimenter, daydreamer.
Position: Util
Hometown: Delhi, NY
Ben "Diesel" Cairns

Bio: Baseball, baseball, baseball.
Position: 1B
Hometown: Delhi, NY
Jake "Swan" Sackett

Bio: Provincial polymath: law, beer, music, construction.
Position: 2B, 3B
Hometown: Delhi, NY
Joey "the Kid" Yambor

Bio: Line-man with a fine-can.
Position: P, CF
Hometown: Walton, NY
"Agent 007"

Bio: Rugby player and Jiu Jitsu student. Faster than a fast ball.
Position: SS, OF
Hometown: Albany, NY
Justin "Juice" Betterley

Bio: Star Wars expert, outfield acrobat, cat dad.
Position: RF
Hometown: Oneonta, NY
"Jack-rabbit" Stanton

Bio: Farm boy, fireman, scientist, man of few words.
Position: C, 3B
Hometown: Bovina, NY
Tom "Thumb" Carey

Bio: Fastballs speak louder than words.
Position: P, 3B
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA